Hoarder's Harmony

NEW SHOP OPENS

The latest venture of a toe-tapping Dwarf

Borg Borgenstein, 142, opened the newest dungeon corner shop on Tuesday to an audience of three elves, his mother, and some form of weird cow-fish hybrid. Borgenstein, who prior to this endeavour worked at Orc Pedicures, claimed last year to hear the natural tempo of the dungeon - a feat that no Dwarf has managed since the great Berg Borgenstein, an ancestor of the hopeful shopkeep.

Tapping his foot to the natural dungeon rhythm as he works, Borgenstein stocks a wide range of questionable wares, ready for any recently respawned adventuring party to restart their quests. A self-proclaimed 'night owl', Borgenstein opts to do most of his crafting work at night, upgrading his wares to his own timeframe. During the day, however, the lowly dwarf rushes to keep the business afloat, balancing the harvesting of resources with fulfilling orders.

So does Borg Borgenstein have what it takes to run this shop successfully? As we all know, as more of the dungeon is explored, the natural rhythms that occur from within can scale quickly. Lest us forget the tragedy that befell the last shop owner, Barg Borgenstein, whose whereabouts are still unknown.

Built to Scale:

Scale the productivity and quantity of items in your shop as the dungeon is scaled further by adventurers. As more of the dungeon is scaled, the tempo of the dungeon scales in speed, with the BPM quickening the longer you play.